Friday, September 25, 2009

Yo! Weak Three Predictions!

Hey goombas, dis iz 7thStoneFromTheSun again. Sum of yous know me az 3rds cuzin.

I usually don't help him on dis site, just tell him who to pik, but he axed me too dis time.

I did OK last week. I went 13-3. Made sum coin, and treated myself to sum red whine and broken leg of lamb at Guido's. Its my faverut joint, capeesh?

Letz get two it, cause I gotta go see a guy about a guy.

Cleveland Browns @ Baltimore Ravens : Yo, diz aint even funee no mo. Mangina has to put DA on to try an help da wurst team in football.

Ravens 37 Browns 17

Washington Redskins @ Detroit Lions
: Da buck stops here, capeesh?

Lions 17 Redskins 13

Tennessee Titans @ New York Jets
: De Jets iz OK, but da Titans need dis.

Titans 14 Jets 10

New Orleans Saints @ Buffalo Bills : Dis could be like tings round my way. A shootout.

Saints 38 Bills 30

New York Giants @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
: Da Jints is hurtin bad on defence, but da Bucs ain't winnin.

Giants 35 Bucs 21

Chicago Bears @ Seattle Seahawks : I tink da Hawks will stop da pass, but can dey stop da run?

Seahawks 27 Bears 24

Green Bay Packers @ Saint Louis Rams : Da Rams ain't two bad. Da Pack aint at all.

Packers 23 Rams 10

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals : Da Bengals got da better runnin game, and both defences iz good. This will be on Big Ben.

Steelers 16 Bengals 14

Kansas City Chiefs @ Philadelphia Eagles : AL WISTERT FINALLY GETS HIS RESPECT! Kolb continues two play gud.

Eagles 34 Chiefs 24

Denver Broncos @ Oakland Raiders
: Da Broncs run outta steem here.

Raiders 21 Broncos 16

Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Patriots : IF Turner runs gud, da Falcons win dis. IF.

Patriots 41 Falcons 34

Miami Dolphins @ San Diego Chargers : Dem Bolts iz on fire wif desire.

Chargers 27 Dolphins 19

San Francisco 49ers @ Minnesota Vikings : Da Vikes defence wins dis.

Vikings 21 49ers 10

Indianapolis Colts @ Arizona Cardinals : Da Cards will skweek bye at da buzzer.

Cardinals 30 Colts 28

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans : Houston iz four reel.

Texans 31 Jaguars 21

Carolina Panthers @ Dallas Cowboys : Da Panthers are week in da middule of dere defence, but da Cowboys got no bangers at RB. Romo tosses another away.

Panthers 24 Cowboys 21

Yo! I iz still on here lookin four dem fine ladeez. 3rd tells me dis iz not a dating site, but I knows dere iz sum hunniez on here lookin fur a fine goodfella like yers trulee. Capeesh?


My Sports Rumors said...

Love your pick with the Lions getting a win. I was tempted, very tempted to take them, deep down I think they'll win.

BUT, after seeing how they blew their half time lead I wonder if they know how to win.

Lester's Legends said...

You're a handsome fella. Motown misery continues.

afrankangle said...

Of course this comment is after the fact, but I'm impressed that you got the Lions right. Of course being close to the Skins helped you see the setup.

I watched the Bengals comeback with amazement to give Pib Ben his first loss in the state of Ohio as a pro.